which_chick | (no subject)

Recently, Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad discovered that he needed an absolutely spotless credit record to swing the 100% financing deal he wanted on the house he was buying. Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad rented an apartment from us back in 2000, in a building we don't even own anymore, and we evicted him.

Pretty well. Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad called to find out what he owed on the judgment. ($741.90) Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad asked if we'd be in to take his money and to file a satisfaction piece ($7.50) at the prothonotary's office so that he could close on his house tomorrow.

Yes, Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad, we will be in to take your money, even if it means staying a little late.

Yes, Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad, we will file a satisfaction piece at the prothonotary and we'll even pay for the filing. We will spend seven and a half dollars to get seven hundred and then some on every single day of the week. Twice on Sundays.

Yes, Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad, we will make you free photocopies and let you use our fax machine.

For seven hundred forty one dollars and ninety cents, Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad, I'd have showed you my tits. Pity you didn't think to ask for that.