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Apr. 3rd, 2007 10:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
which_chickRecently, Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad discovered that he needed an absolutely spotless credit record to swing the 100% financing deal he wanted on the house he was buying. Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad rented an apartment from us back in 2000, in a building we don't even own anymore, and we evicted him.
Pretty well. Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad called to find out what he owed on the judgment. ($741.90) Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad asked if we'd be in to take his money and to file a satisfaction piece ($7.50) at the prothonotary's office so that he could close on his house tomorrow.
Yes, Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad, we will be in to take your money, even if it means staying a little late.
Yes, Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad, we will file a satisfaction piece at the prothonotary and we'll even pay for the filing. We will spend seven and a half dollars to get seven hundred and then some on every single day of the week. Twice on Sundays.
Yes, Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad, we will make you free photocopies and let you use our fax machine.
For seven hundred forty one dollars and ninety cents, Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad, I'd have showed you my tits. Pity you didn't think to ask for that.
Pretty well. Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad called to find out what he owed on the judgment. ($741.90) Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad asked if we'd be in to take his money and to file a satisfaction piece ($7.50) at the prothonotary's office so that he could close on his house tomorrow.
Yes, Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad, we will be in to take your money, even if it means staying a little late.
Yes, Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad, we will file a satisfaction piece at the prothonotary and we'll even pay for the filing. We will spend seven and a half dollars to get seven hundred and then some on every single day of the week. Twice on Sundays.
Yes, Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad, we will make you free photocopies and let you use our fax machine.
For seven hundred forty one dollars and ninety cents, Mr. Ex-Tenant Chad, I'd have showed you my tits. Pity you didn't think to ask for that.
