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Dec. 4th, 2004 01:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
which_chickAs my friend Mitch has remained resolute in his not-having-an-LJ-account steadfastness, I've turned on anonymous commenting to see how that goes.
Attention comment-spammers! I want links to stuff that actually amuses me. Read the fucking journal, pick things I might actually want to know about.
Hint: Viagra is not a product I have any need for.
Hint: Free nekkid people for ogling purposes should be male unless they're really, really, really hot.
Hint: Kink should tend toward the black-leather-whips-latex side of things. Restraints wouldn't go amiss, either.
Hint: I don't have a mortgage or a car payment and am not interested in lower credit-card payments. Interest is something other people pay me.
Hint: I'm not taking any prescription medication. No, not even birth control pills. None.
Hint: I already did stop smoking and don't need any help on that. (700 days, go me!)
Hint: I'm not gonna fall for anything involving any sub-saharan african country, no matter how many zeros you tack on the alleged dollar amount.
Right, then. We go boldly forth, into the land of anonymous commenting. Wotcha!
Attention comment-spammers! I want links to stuff that actually amuses me. Read the fucking journal, pick things I might actually want to know about.
Hint: Viagra is not a product I have any need for.
Hint: Free nekkid people for ogling purposes should be male unless they're really, really, really hot.
Hint: Kink should tend toward the black-leather-whips-latex side of things. Restraints wouldn't go amiss, either.
Hint: I don't have a mortgage or a car payment and am not interested in lower credit-card payments. Interest is something other people pay me.
Hint: I'm not taking any prescription medication. No, not even birth control pills. None.
Hint: I already did stop smoking and don't need any help on that. (700 days, go me!)
Hint: I'm not gonna fall for anything involving any sub-saharan african country, no matter how many zeros you tack on the alleged dollar amount.
Right, then. We go boldly forth, into the land of anonymous commenting. Wotcha!
Hey, Thanks!
Date: 2004-12-06 01:20 pm (UTC)Better watch out on the Nigerian spammer thing, though. They've been franchising throughout the third and fourth world. While corrupt email from French officials is certainly plausable, it's almost certainly a scam. Not saying who from, necessarily...
Mitch H. (http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/)