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Dec. 4th, 2004 01:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
which_chickAs my friend Mitch has remained resolute in his not-having-an-LJ-account steadfastness, I've turned on anonymous commenting to see how that goes.
Attention comment-spammers! I want links to stuff that actually amuses me. Read the fucking journal, pick things I might actually want to know about.
Hint: Viagra is not a product I have any need for.
Hint: Free nekkid people for ogling purposes should be male unless they're really, really, really hot.
Hint: Kink should tend toward the black-leather-whips-latex side of things. Restraints wouldn't go amiss, either.
Hint: I don't have a mortgage or a car payment and am not interested in lower credit-card payments. Interest is something other people pay me.
Hint: I'm not taking any prescription medication. No, not even birth control pills. None.
Hint: I already did stop smoking and don't need any help on that. (700 days, go me!)
Hint: I'm not gonna fall for anything involving any sub-saharan african country, no matter how many zeros you tack on the alleged dollar amount.
Right, then. We go boldly forth, into the land of anonymous commenting. Wotcha!
Attention comment-spammers! I want links to stuff that actually amuses me. Read the fucking journal, pick things I might actually want to know about.
Hint: Viagra is not a product I have any need for.
Hint: Free nekkid people for ogling purposes should be male unless they're really, really, really hot.
Hint: Kink should tend toward the black-leather-whips-latex side of things. Restraints wouldn't go amiss, either.
Hint: I don't have a mortgage or a car payment and am not interested in lower credit-card payments. Interest is something other people pay me.
Hint: I'm not taking any prescription medication. No, not even birth control pills. None.
Hint: I already did stop smoking and don't need any help on that. (700 days, go me!)
Hint: I'm not gonna fall for anything involving any sub-saharan african country, no matter how many zeros you tack on the alleged dollar amount.
Right, then. We go boldly forth, into the land of anonymous commenting. Wotcha!
