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Oh, goody! New spam. They know we're on to them in Nigeria, so today, I got actual mail from A United States Marine. Really. And it's going to make me super-rich. For real.



from SSgt. Mark George <ssgtmarkgeorge@hotmail.com>
reply-to markgeorge000@sify.com
to
date Mon, Sep 7, 2009 at 7:13 AM
subject United States Marine Corps. IRAQ.

hide details Sep 7 (2 days ago)

Dear Friend,

Good day and compliments, I know this letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go a long way to determine my future and continued existence. Please allow me to introduce myself. I am SSgt. Mark George, a US serving in the Hqs. Multinational Corps Iraq, III Corps-Camp Victory, which Patrols the Baghdad province. I am desperately in need of assistance and I have summoned up courage to contact you. I am presently in Iraq and I found your contact particulars in an internet address journal. I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $12,570,000(Twelve million Five Hundred and Seventy Thousand USD) to the States or any safe country of your choice, as far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your care until I complete my service here. This is no stolen money and there are no dangers involved.

I have now found a secured way of getting the package out of Iraq for you to pick it up. I do not know for how long I will remain here as I have been lucky to have survived 2 suicide bomb attacks by Pure Divine intervention. This and other reasons put into consideration have prompted me to reach out for help. If it might be of interest to you then Endeavour to contact me and we would work out the necessary formalities, but I pray that you are discreet about this mutually benefiting relationship.

Contact me via my private box: markgeorge722@sify.com so that I can furnish you with more details.

Respectfully,

SSgt. Mark George
Email: markgeorge722@sify.com
United States Marine Corps. IRAQ.


Now, how can you not trust that? I'm emailing him back, right away. He's a MARINE. For real. He wouldn't cheat me.

In other news, I did some work on my woodpile this evening. It's not done yet but it's coming along.

I also finally got my two free bags of Purina Omolene horse feed from the horse-feeding experiment.

Date: 2009-09-09 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electroweak.livejournal.com
Endeavour

Bah. They're not even trying.

Date: 2009-09-09 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwangi.livejournal.com
I just figured he meant Endeavour (http://www.newscientist.com/data/images/ns/cms/dn12240/dn12240-1_600.jpg).

Date: 2009-09-14 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alycewilson.livejournal.com
Yes, that sounds like a native speaker of English. For realz.

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