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[which_chick]

So, I'm trying to take one of those personality quizzes on Facebook.



Yeah, I know. Why would I do such a thing? I'm trying to be more like the flesh people.

So. Instructions: The Subconscious Quiz: Based on a real psychological examination, this quiz can only be done once and requires complete honesty. Read each question and then try to visualise your response before looking at the options. Try to select the one that best describes what you did....good luck!

Question 1: You are walking through a woods, along a battered trail, in and out of tall pine tree's. Up ahead you notice something catch the suns light. As you step closer you can see it is a cup - which of the following best describes it...

My response: This quiz was written by an idiot. I cannot get past the "tree's". I cannot see an answer because of the "tree's" in the way. And "suns" has no apostrophe. How am I supposed to take this seriously?

I answer the question. I move on to question 2.

Question 2: You continue through the woods which gradually become darker and denser with large old tree's. The path ceases and you weave slowly through the tree's. Suddenly you stumble on a tree root and fall. Before you lies a key. What do you do with it?

My response: More fucking "tree's". Large old "tree's". Fuck. Save me from the fucking "tree's".

The responses I am offered include the following gems:

Wonder who's key it is and if they are watching....prehaps you could return it? Whose, damn it, whose. You mean whose there, you dumb fuckwit.

Tie it to some string and hang it around my neck as a souvenier I think you mean "souvenir" there.

Use it to scratch "i woz ere doin a lame quiz 2008" in the bark of a tree...or just ignore it, its not my key I don't write like that. Ever. Ever. EVER, do you hear me? Also, I know that what you mean there is "it's" and not "its". "Fuckwit," says I.

And I answer the question and move on.

Question 3: The tree's lighten as you finally reach the other side...the sun shines high above and you are glad you got through the woods safely. Before you you see a house of some kind - which of these best describe it....

Damn, those fucking "tree's" never give up, do they? Also, asshat, you mean which of these best describes it. Which->describes. Of-these just modifies "which" and "which" is a single thing. Always. Is English your first language?

So I answer the question, selecting the most palatable answer from the sea of illiteracy before me. I think you've seen enough to know how it goes.

To get any fucking answers for the damn thing, I had to send it to eight "friends". I do not HAVE eight "friends" on facebook. Clearly, I am living in a state of tremendous FAIL, here.

*sigh* After all the hoop-jumping, the quiz (eventually) told me that I was a drama queen. Hrm. That seems accurate enough.

The web page also said that it was an "awesome" quiz. Maybe they're using that word for its less-common definition, the one that means "beneath notice and entirely uninspired besides".

Comments

[ladyivy.livejournal.com]

Why indeed.

I started laughing so hard by question 2 that electroweak asked me from his office down the hall what was so funny. Granted, it's not a very long hall, but nonetheless, he was not in the same room and my mirth reached his ears.

And Drama Queen.

*Still giggling*

[cousinsue.livejournal.com]

Yeah, those apostrophes bothered me too.

I am A Worker.