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which_chickUpdate on the lard pie crust: It are da nummy. We have a new standard in pie crusts. As it passed the pre-baking tests, it passed the post-baking tests. It does not brown excessively. It makes with the flaky. (Boy, does it ever!) It does not taste like pig. Huzzah.
Attention brick-and-mortar bookstores what are whining about how people meet their bookly needs at fucking amazon.com!
Today I got in my car and drive my ass to Altoona to pick up the second and third books in the Elf Porn series. They're lowbrow genre fiction, so I figured the Waldenbooks at the mall in Altoona would have 'em... particularly since they had the first one a week and a half ago. Seeing as how I'm working right up into high dudgeon on an LJ post, the more astute readers have already figured out that ye olde Waldenbooks DID NOT HAVE the fucking Elf Porn books that I drove up to Altoona to purchase. Stupid Waldenbooks. Today was another nail in your coffin, boyo.
I dunno about other people, but I turn to amazon.com to meet my bookly needs because amazon.com meets said needs. If I shop at amazon.com, I don't have to drive to fucking Altoona so that I can not-buy the lowbrow genre fiction that I'd been aiming to buy. If amazon.com doesn't have what I want, I can find that out while sitting on my fat fucking ass in front of my laptop.
Attention brick-and-mortar bookstores what are whining about how people meet their bookly needs at fucking amazon.com!
Today I got in my car and drive my ass to Altoona to pick up the second and third books in the Elf Porn series. They're lowbrow genre fiction, so I figured the Waldenbooks at the mall in Altoona would have 'em... particularly since they had the first one a week and a half ago. Seeing as how I'm working right up into high dudgeon on an LJ post, the more astute readers have already figured out that ye olde Waldenbooks DID NOT HAVE the fucking Elf Porn books that I drove up to Altoona to purchase. Stupid Waldenbooks. Today was another nail in your coffin, boyo.
I dunno about other people, but I turn to amazon.com to meet my bookly needs because amazon.com meets said needs. If I shop at amazon.com, I don't have to drive to fucking Altoona so that I can not-buy the lowbrow genre fiction that I'd been aiming to buy. If amazon.com doesn't have what I want, I can find that out while sitting on my fat fucking ass in front of my laptop.
