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I hate this timeline.
Jun. 23rd, 2025 02:40 pmFirst off, it's bloody hot and we've mowed the hay. Horse updates are tabled until it's not 95F out and the hay has been baled, with a brief side note that the HayChix hay bag has survived the first week of deployment. (Birb feels the holes in a haynet should be a lot bigger than they are and he generally makes his dreams a reality on that front, typically in about an hour.)
But because we're in a shit timeline, it's not about me discussing fun horse things or showing you the amazing bruise I incurred during a cherry-picking accident. (Actually picking cherries. In an orchard. This is not figurative speech.) Nope, it's about Bounties For Illegals, a key plank of my wildly over-the-top "platform" for rounding up illegals in a cost-effective and efficient manner.
Damn it, Enrique Tarrio, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC... But I see that you're not. Does the app send you a complimentary brown shirt when you sign up?
But because we're in a shit timeline, it's not about me discussing fun horse things or showing you the amazing bruise I incurred during a cherry-picking accident. (Actually picking cherries. In an orchard. This is not figurative speech.) Nope, it's about Bounties For Illegals, a key plank of my wildly over-the-top "platform" for rounding up illegals in a cost-effective and efficient manner.
Damn it, Enrique Tarrio, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC... But I see that you're not. Does the app send you a complimentary brown shirt when you sign up?
