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Jul. 27th, 2009 07:18 amWeekend contained very little horse. :( Saturday I fixed Hazel's computer and pulled some weeds in the lower field until it started pouring rain upon me whereupon I went home and sulked. Sunday, I went to lesson (on Cookie, was kind of fun but also depressing because lesson lady is going back to college after August.) and then came home and cleaned house b/c of company. Had company. Several times. (Yowza.)
In between the having, there was conversation. I like the conversation parts, actually. In amongst discussions of George Takei on Howard Stern (done in a reasonable rendition of his voice, with musings on gay sex) and military stupidity in the pine barrens of New Jersey, we rambled to the highlight reel of back when we were playing boyfriend/girlfriend, the which we are not playing anymore. While we were both there at the same time and stuff, we have very different highlight reels from the experience. (For some reason, I was suprised by this.)
Apparently it came to pass that once, long ago, in history back, the company showed up (back when I was being his girlfriend instead of his dial-a-booty) and I was in a pissy mood and started ranting. So, he looked all depressed and stuff whereupon I stopped ranting, made him a sandwich, got him a beer, and then gave him a blowjob while he ate the sandwich and drank the beer. I have no memory of this event at all but he's not big on fabricating stuff so it probably happened. I do not even remember this, which made the highlight reel of his experience and apparently elevates him to godlike status among other men. According to him, it could only have been better if there'd been football on the TV.
In between the having, there was conversation. I like the conversation parts, actually. In amongst discussions of George Takei on Howard Stern (done in a reasonable rendition of his voice, with musings on gay sex) and military stupidity in the pine barrens of New Jersey, we rambled to the highlight reel of back when we were playing boyfriend/girlfriend, the which we are not playing anymore. While we were both there at the same time and stuff, we have very different highlight reels from the experience. (For some reason, I was suprised by this.)
Apparently it came to pass that once, long ago, in history back, the company showed up (back when I was being his girlfriend instead of his dial-a-booty) and I was in a pissy mood and started ranting. So, he looked all depressed and stuff whereupon I stopped ranting, made him a sandwich, got him a beer, and then gave him a blowjob while he ate the sandwich and drank the beer. I have no memory of this event at all but he's not big on fabricating stuff so it probably happened. I do not even remember this, which made the highlight reel of his experience and apparently elevates him to godlike status among other men. According to him, it could only have been better if there'd been football on the TV.
