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I need things to do with cucumbers, things that are not pickles. Also, am embarking on a wide-ranging and ambitious plan to be able to fit into sizes of jeans I have not fit into for lo these many years. It's entirely possible that the wide-ranging and ambitious plan is doomed to failure, but I'm going to make an effort anyway. I'm tired of being so damn jiggly. I'll keep ya'll posted on that (not like anyone actually cares) but the general thrust of the plan is as all such plans -- actual exercise (*grumble*) and less food (double *grumble*). I'm not a huge fan of exercise and I really like food, so this is going to be mostly unfun.