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It bothers me, sometimes, that people only seem to appreciate the worth of expensive things. Good stuff does not have to be expensive. Case in point, this morning. I wanted something decadent for breakfast, something sinful, something really quite lush. What I *had* for breakfast, though, was leftover lentil soup -- mostly because I'm not worth a hell of a lot until I have had a cup of coffee and something to eat. My rare attempts to do amazing things in the kitchen before I'm awake are best left unexamined by the cold light of reason. Let me just state for the record that combining cool whip and Fritos is a bad idea. Just because two things taste good by themselves is no guarantee that they will taste good together. Anyway, this morning I had lentil soup because it was easy to reheat and tasty and simple. When I was more awake, though, I still wanted something decadent. Lentil soup is a little short on the decadence scale.

( Here be small amounts of chocolate sauce, porn film reviews, and some juvenile humor. )

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I don't get this. I mean, the site's in English and there are grammatically correct sentences going on there, but I don't get it.

( Probably TMI on vaginal wetness. No, I don't have any shame. )