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Sep. 17th, 2005 09:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
which_chickDear Warner's (the bra company, not the Bugs Bunny people),
For years, I bought and wore your 1554 bra because it fit, did not have any lace or stupid ass little roses or bows, did not try to make my tits bigger with padding (I do not wear padded bras. Ever.), worked reasonably well, and was comfortable. It also came in a variety of colors, but since I started shopping online for bras, I bought black and white because those (and "eggshell", which I will not wear) were the colors I could buy online. If colors like grape and emerald and scarlet had been available online, you can bet your ass I'd have bought them. Anyway, so there was a bra and I liked it and it worked on oh-so-many levels. Now, I do not generally have impure thoughts about my intimate apparel, but I really liked my bras. A lot. So, when I went to buy bras online yesterday, an activity I don't do very often because I buy ten at a time so that I don't HAVE to buy bras online very often, I discovered that you had DISCONTINUED the only fucking bra I've worn for the last fifteen years or so.
I fucking hate you, you bastards.
And then, as a sop to my outraged sensibilities, you offer me the 1589, which, I feel moved to point out, has STUPID FUCKING FLOWERS EMBROIDERED ON IT. I do not want flowers on my tits, thank you, no. I do not want padding on my tits. I do not want a front closure. I do not want elastic only. I want underwire. I want two hooks in the back. I want absolutely plain and unornamented. I WANT my 1554's. WAH! That is not my cow!! (Note that the web page for the 1589 has the following: PLEASE NOTE THAT THE MANUFACTURER IS EXPERIENCING DIFFICULTY IN MEETING DEMAND ON THIS PRODUCT AND THIS ITEM IS ON BACKORDER UNTIL 8/15/05. ANY ORDERS PLACED WILL BE SHIPPED ON A FIRST COME FIRST SERVED BASIS.. Apparently OTHER people want their 1554's but are willing to buy stupid-ass flowered bras because they can't get 1554's.)
Thanks to the power of the internet, though, I bought ten more of the proper bra on assorted closeout websites so that I will not have to actually shop for bras, unacceptable or otherwise, for at least another two or three years. Yay! Perhaps Warners will realize its stupid mistake and return to the path of righteousness in the interim. One can only hope. Also, note to self: Need sports bra. Start shopping. Also, underwears that don't ride up my ass.
For years, I bought and wore your 1554 bra because it fit, did not have any lace or stupid ass little roses or bows, did not try to make my tits bigger with padding (I do not wear padded bras. Ever.), worked reasonably well, and was comfortable. It also came in a variety of colors, but since I started shopping online for bras, I bought black and white because those (and "eggshell", which I will not wear) were the colors I could buy online. If colors like grape and emerald and scarlet had been available online, you can bet your ass I'd have bought them. Anyway, so there was a bra and I liked it and it worked on oh-so-many levels. Now, I do not generally have impure thoughts about my intimate apparel, but I really liked my bras. A lot. So, when I went to buy bras online yesterday, an activity I don't do very often because I buy ten at a time so that I don't HAVE to buy bras online very often, I discovered that you had DISCONTINUED the only fucking bra I've worn for the last fifteen years or so.
I fucking hate you, you bastards.
And then, as a sop to my outraged sensibilities, you offer me the 1589, which, I feel moved to point out, has STUPID FUCKING FLOWERS EMBROIDERED ON IT. I do not want flowers on my tits, thank you, no. I do not want padding on my tits. I do not want a front closure. I do not want elastic only. I want underwire. I want two hooks in the back. I want absolutely plain and unornamented. I WANT my 1554's. WAH! That is not my cow!! (Note that the web page for the 1589 has the following: PLEASE NOTE THAT THE MANUFACTURER IS EXPERIENCING DIFFICULTY IN MEETING DEMAND ON THIS PRODUCT AND THIS ITEM IS ON BACKORDER UNTIL 8/15/05. ANY ORDERS PLACED WILL BE SHIPPED ON A FIRST COME FIRST SERVED BASIS.. Apparently OTHER people want their 1554's but are willing to buy stupid-ass flowered bras because they can't get 1554's.)
Thanks to the power of the internet, though, I bought ten more of the proper bra on assorted closeout websites so that I will not have to actually shop for bras, unacceptable or otherwise, for at least another two or three years. Yay! Perhaps Warners will realize its stupid mistake and return to the path of righteousness in the interim. One can only hope. Also, note to self: Need sports bra. Start shopping. Also, underwears that don't ride up my ass.
