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Jul. 22nd, 2005 07:17 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
which_chickI try pretty hard to let people do what they will... but sometimes people are just wrong. Wrong. Very Wrong.
Couple of important points here.
1. Sex with animals is wrong. It is. Wanking is okay. Sex with inanimate objects is okay. Sex with other consenting adults is okay. Sex with children is NOT OKAY. Sex with animals (nonhuman) is NOT OKAY.
2. Horses are a lot bigger and stronger and faster than humans are. I own two horses (one is technically a pony) and I know whereof I speak. Acting as if it is a level playing field to have sex with a horse is asking for trouble.
3. Horse sex isn't very much like people sex, even relatively inconsiderate people sex. Stud horses (those that do the fucking, as opposed to those that get fucked) do not particularly take their time about the process. The phrase Wham, bam, thank you ma'am has some application here. They're considerate in ways that mares find acceptable, but people are not mares. I am not certain that a horse can be taught to be more considerate about fucking in ways people would appreciate. (Hell, it probably took a fair amount of work to get the horse to mount people in the first place. Horses do not generally consider people sex objects.)
4. Boy horses are rather well endowed. There's a reason people say hung like a horse. If you're not sure about size, try this: take your left arm and hold it out in front of you. Make a fist. Observe the distance from fist to a point halfway between elbow and shoulder. This is a reasonable approximation of a horse cock for an average sized (15-hand) horse. (YMMV. My arm is about 10" around and about 18" long for the distance under consideration. This would be, er, usable length for the horse, the part that you can reasonably expect he will try to shove into whatever he's fucking.)
5. If you die as a result of taking it up the ass from Trigger, you will go directly the special hell for people too fucking stupid to live.
Couple of important points here.
1. Sex with animals is wrong. It is. Wanking is okay. Sex with inanimate objects is okay. Sex with other consenting adults is okay. Sex with children is NOT OKAY. Sex with animals (nonhuman) is NOT OKAY.
2. Horses are a lot bigger and stronger and faster than humans are. I own two horses (one is technically a pony) and I know whereof I speak. Acting as if it is a level playing field to have sex with a horse is asking for trouble.
3. Horse sex isn't very much like people sex, even relatively inconsiderate people sex. Stud horses (those that do the fucking, as opposed to those that get fucked) do not particularly take their time about the process. The phrase Wham, bam, thank you ma'am has some application here. They're considerate in ways that mares find acceptable, but people are not mares. I am not certain that a horse can be taught to be more considerate about fucking in ways people would appreciate. (Hell, it probably took a fair amount of work to get the horse to mount people in the first place. Horses do not generally consider people sex objects.)
4. Boy horses are rather well endowed. There's a reason people say hung like a horse. If you're not sure about size, try this: take your left arm and hold it out in front of you. Make a fist. Observe the distance from fist to a point halfway between elbow and shoulder. This is a reasonable approximation of a horse cock for an average sized (15-hand) horse. (YMMV. My arm is about 10" around and about 18" long for the distance under consideration. This would be, er, usable length for the horse, the part that you can reasonably expect he will try to shove into whatever he's fucking.)
5. If you die as a result of taking it up the ass from Trigger, you will go directly the special hell for people too fucking stupid to live.
