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Nov. 29th, 2004 07:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
which_chickNo, I haven't done a lick of work all day. Sorry. Some days I actually accomplish things, and other days I blow the better part of the workday on absolutely useless things, like reading reviews of porn films.
Yep. Reading reviews of porn films. I don't have a whole lot of desire to *watch* porn films, but sometimes reading the reviews is pretty damned funny. I wish I was as funny as the person who wrote these...
(Reviews quoted are from www.blowfish.com, should you want to read more of this sort of thing for yourself)
We're sure that the last time you saw a production of "Othello," you thought, "You know, this would have been great as a porn film set in a sleazy hotel in Venice, California, with Nina Hartley as Desdemona and Mike Horner as Iago. That would really kick ass." And, lo, it has come to pass.
Suppose you had a pretty good made-for-TV movie about the dangers of sex addiction. Then, suppose you put in all the sex scenes that such a movie would, of course, would have left out. You'd have this movie. (Notice the extra "would". That's 'cause it's a porn film review.)
Elegant Angel is, of course, your one-stop-shopping center for rough sex movies with high production values. They've outdone themselves on this one.
This is an exceptionally fun release, with Jameson as the cub reporter investigating That Horrible Porn Industry, and ending up on a set that is to adult movie-making what the Bates Motel is to hospitality management.
The plot? Oh, you know the drill: Rebels fighting for good. Evil Galactic Overlords. Sexy princesses. Buff heros. (Note to self: This is a porn film?)
Despite this film nominally being about such things, in viewing it you will learn absolutely nothing interesting about Wicca, Puritanism, or the persecution of supposed witches in the 17th century. You will, however, get to see a lot of very attractive people having lots of very fun sex. Life is full of complicated tradeoffs.
...author of Exhibitionism for the Shy... (You should know by now that I don't make stuff like this up.)
Note: It pains us beyond words to do this, but this item cannot be shipped to: Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, or West Virginia. (Note to self: The fuck? I thought I lived in the NewNitedStates, damn it all. It's 2004. There are places that won't fucking ship me porn? LUUUU--CY, YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ' TO DO!!)
Yep. Reading reviews of porn films. I don't have a whole lot of desire to *watch* porn films, but sometimes reading the reviews is pretty damned funny. I wish I was as funny as the person who wrote these...
(Reviews quoted are from www.blowfish.com, should you want to read more of this sort of thing for yourself)
We're sure that the last time you saw a production of "Othello," you thought, "You know, this would have been great as a porn film set in a sleazy hotel in Venice, California, with Nina Hartley as Desdemona and Mike Horner as Iago. That would really kick ass." And, lo, it has come to pass.
Suppose you had a pretty good made-for-TV movie about the dangers of sex addiction. Then, suppose you put in all the sex scenes that such a movie would, of course, would have left out. You'd have this movie. (Notice the extra "would". That's 'cause it's a porn film review.)
Elegant Angel is, of course, your one-stop-shopping center for rough sex movies with high production values. They've outdone themselves on this one.
This is an exceptionally fun release, with Jameson as the cub reporter investigating That Horrible Porn Industry, and ending up on a set that is to adult movie-making what the Bates Motel is to hospitality management.
The plot? Oh, you know the drill: Rebels fighting for good. Evil Galactic Overlords. Sexy princesses. Buff heros. (Note to self: This is a porn film?)
Despite this film nominally being about such things, in viewing it you will learn absolutely nothing interesting about Wicca, Puritanism, or the persecution of supposed witches in the 17th century. You will, however, get to see a lot of very attractive people having lots of very fun sex. Life is full of complicated tradeoffs.
...author of Exhibitionism for the Shy... (You should know by now that I don't make stuff like this up.)
Note: It pains us beyond words to do this, but this item cannot be shipped to: Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, or West Virginia. (Note to self: The fuck? I thought I lived in the NewNitedStates, damn it all. It's 2004. There are places that won't fucking ship me porn? LUUUU--CY, YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ' TO DO!!)
