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Nov. 29th, 2004 03:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
which_chickToday, we look at a Japanese sex manual from the sixties, a link I Gackt (going for crosscultural fangirl content) from boingboing.
The website has funny captions, but the actual text offers clinical, no-nonesense instructions that I, at least, find funnier than the captions.
(please refer to http://www.harmful.org/homedespot/newtdr/NEWtdrARCHIVE/6diary/SEXBOOK/7.html )
女性のまぶたをなでる -- gently stroke the woman's eyelids
女性の鼻すじを指でたどる -- follow the bridge of the woman's nose with your finger
下あごをくすぐる -- tickle underneath the chin
(please refer to http://www.harmful.org/homedespot/newtdr/NEWtdrARCHIVE/6diary/SEXBOOK/9.html )
へその愛撫ーー人差指をへその中に入れで回転させる -- caressing the navel -- put your index finger inside the navel and move it in a circular motion.
(please refer to http://www.harmful.org/homedespot/newtdr/NEWtdrARCHIVE/6diary/SEXBOOK/10.html )
Upper right caption: 中指で乳頭をなでる -- gently stroke the nipple between the fingers. Yes, really.
Upper left caption: 人差指と薬指とで乳頭をもむ -- rub the nipple between index and ring fingers. I could not make up better deadpan captions than this if I tried.
Lower left caption (I'm not doing the huge blocks of text to the sides. It would take me hours and I'm not sure the payoff in humor is there.): もむ、なでる愛撫 -- caress, rubbing and stroking.
Lower right caption: 人差指で乳頭をなでる -- using the index finger, stroke the nipple.
(Do note that these instructions are very useful for getting a grip on direct objects and prepositional bits and stuff. Education is where you find it, even in Japanese sex manuals from the 1960's.)
I really, really, really want to be able to read the test-tube page. A lot. However, the kanji are blurry and I don't have enough language skills to be able to interpolate fuzzy kanji. Damn. I'm sorry. You may eventually learn how to jerk off a test-tube, but it won't be from One a day, plus iron. I've failed you all.
The website has funny captions, but the actual text offers clinical, no-nonesense instructions that I, at least, find funnier than the captions.
(please refer to http://www.harmful.org/homedespot/newtdr/NEWtdrARCHIVE/6diary/SEXBOOK/7.html )
女性のまぶたをなでる -- gently stroke the woman's eyelids
女性の鼻すじを指でたどる -- follow the bridge of the woman's nose with your finger
下あごをくすぐる -- tickle underneath the chin
(please refer to http://www.harmful.org/homedespot/newtdr/NEWtdrARCHIVE/6diary/SEXBOOK/9.html )
へその愛撫ーー人差指をへその中に入れで回転させる -- caressing the navel -- put your index finger inside the navel and move it in a circular motion.
(please refer to http://www.harmful.org/homedespot/newtdr/NEWtdrARCHIVE/6diary/SEXBOOK/10.html )
Upper right caption: 中指で乳頭をなでる -- gently stroke the nipple between the fingers. Yes, really.
Upper left caption: 人差指と薬指とで乳頭をもむ -- rub the nipple between index and ring fingers. I could not make up better deadpan captions than this if I tried.
Lower left caption (I'm not doing the huge blocks of text to the sides. It would take me hours and I'm not sure the payoff in humor is there.): もむ、なでる愛撫 -- caress, rubbing and stroking.
Lower right caption: 人差指で乳頭をなでる -- using the index finger, stroke the nipple.
(Do note that these instructions are very useful for getting a grip on direct objects and prepositional bits and stuff. Education is where you find it, even in Japanese sex manuals from the 1960's.)
I really, really, really want to be able to read the test-tube page. A lot. However, the kanji are blurry and I don't have enough language skills to be able to interpolate fuzzy kanji. Damn. I'm sorry. You may eventually learn how to jerk off a test-tube, but it won't be from One a day, plus iron. I've failed you all.
