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[which_chick]

I gotta do something about BadPayer.



The reason that I loaned money to BadPayer was that Character Reference vouched for him. Character Reference said that BadPayer was a good guy, a responsible guy, a pays-his-bills guy. As we have seen, however, BadPayer is not any of those things. He ain't paying me. I am, basically, getting assfucked by BadPayer, here. He is nonresponsive to certified mail... though, really, the only goddamn response I want from him is my fucking money. I don't want stories about how his wife was sick or how he was busy opening the new store or how the check got lost because he doesn't have a secretary or how the Post Office is being inexplicably mean to him again. All of that is just song and dance to distract me (fat chance) from the fact that I don't have my fucking money. The minutiae of his life, not something I give a rat's ass about.

Now, I don't think that Character Reference was lying. To the best of his knowledge, BadPayer was a good guy... but Character Reference didn't have six grand on the line over BadPayer's character. I do.

I do not have any particular desire to lean on Character Reference to see if he can shake any money out of BadPayer. While it would be free (and lawyers cost money), I suspect it would make him horribly uncomfortable and twitchy and I ain't be doing that. However, Character Reference has been downgraded to horrible judge of people and his views on that sort of thing forever after are tarnished currency. He has no clue. Nice guy, but clueless.

Getting a lawyer to chase after BadPayer is going to piss BadPayer off. He is going to be all I was going to get you the money, I've just been busy, what the HELL do you mean by filing on me? Well. I'm unhappy now. BadPayer has six thousand of my dollars and he ain't paying it back. That makes me unhappy. Given how pissed I am, I reckon he should have to be unhappy, too. (Do I have to take his calls? I don't think so. We're done talking. There is going to be filing. After the filing, he can talk to my fucking attorney, who will probably not swear at him. I would totally be with the swearing because I am very irritated with the fucking fish fucker.)

The only thing that I can see as a problem here is that Character Reference might be somewhat pissed that I'm going after BadPayer in the courts. But, yo, BadPayer isn't paying me. In the end, that's not an arguable thing. If BadPayer thinks I am going to let this slide, he don't know me very well.

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[cousin-sue.livejournal.com]

F fish f?

It has a nice alliteration.

[which-chick.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Kids these days have no classical education. The reason that BadPayer is called the FFF is because his reference icon up there (a charming gentleman named TC from the comic book "Preacher") is indeed a fish fucker. Truth be told, TC fucks pretty much anything he can fit his dick into but the fish thing was the funniest, imho.

Okay. Volume 2: Until the End of the World. Please turn to p. 51. Conversation starts at the top of the page.

TC: Hffp -- you know how fish go plumb fuckin' crazy when you get 'em out the water?

Jody: uh-huh...

TC: Caught me a big fella last week -- seen him flappin' there, had me an idea...

Jody: mm?

TC: Cut a big slit in his belly, slipped him on and Jeeeeeezus! I tell you, everyone ought to try it at least once.

Jody: That a fact-- hfffp--

Then Jody nails Jesse's dog Duke, which was humping his (Jody's) leg, to the fencepost by hammering a spike through his (the dog's) head. It's kind of a violent comic, really.

[moeckie.livejournal.com]

I just love the whole tone and language of this entry. Your annoyance is palpable. Your alliteration is grand.

Me, I would stay clear of pissing you off. :)