which_chick | (no subject)

Heads Up for Nickelodeon and Paramount Pictures: If you are making a movie (like, say, Barnyard) that includes talking cows with visible udders, it is a faux pas to make those cows have boy voices. All cows that have visible udders are girl cows and should have girl voices. There are no boy cows with visible udders. None. Boy cows have entirely different parts that are entirely un-udder-like. The reason that girl cows have visible udders is that they have given birth to a baby cow (technical term is calf) and are producing milk to feed it. Ipso facto, they are not male. Please see to it that this is corrected before the movie actually hits theaters. Kthxbye!