New phone, who dis? Also gooseneck squash largesse.

I got a new phone on Monday. My old phone (a durable and much-beloved Kyocera Duraforce Pro I got in February 2018) was getting old and having trouble speaking to the charger, etc. It wasn't broken, didn't have a busted screen, all the stuff on it worked, but it was old.

( I do not like changing tech. )