Another twatwaffle gets a pupper!

Fucking twatwaffle moves into a NO PETS ALLOWED apartment. This is clearly and explicitly stated in the advertisement for the unit, on the lease, and made clear at the showing of the unit. On rental application, twatwaffle discloses that they DO NOT own a pet. No pet is in evidence on move-in. Twatwaffle is poor, to boot, and lost key within HOURS of signing lease, made me drive my ass back in to work to make a duplicate key and let them into the apartment AND YET has not paid the twenty dollars for the being-let-in-and-provided-with-a-duplicate-key fee. It's been a month, at least. So, y'know, no fucking disposable income, here.

Twatwaffle now has a letter from their doctor that they REALLY REALLY REALLY NEED an ESA even though they were at their previous residence for three years without an ESA and honestly I question the need.

However the disability lobby is strong and the law is written for twatwaffles so I am required by law to permit the twatwaffle to have a pupper or a kitteh or whateverthefuck the doctor's note says they can have. AS MANY WHATEVERTHEFUCKS AS THE DOCTOR'S NOTE SAYS THEY CAN HAVE. WHATEVERTHEFUCK KIND THE DOCTOR SAYS THEY CAN HAVE. Like, if twatwaffle's note says THREE PITBULLS, I have to allow twatwaffle to have three pitbulls in an efficiency apartment. Regardless of the fact that that's, like, disgusting.

In a 22-unit NO PETS ALLOWED apartment complex, I have to allow this twatwaffle to have the pupper or the kitteh or whatever so that now I have to listen to bitching from 21 other units about howcome THAT twatwaffle gets to have a pupper or a kitteh and they don't?

Damn it.

It's my fucking apartment complex and I should get to say what lives in my fucking buildings. But not for ESAs. They are MEDICAL EQUIPMENT like a pair of crutches. I have to allow them. Also, signing the lease with no ESA and then magically developing the need for an ESA one fucking month after moving in... I call *bullshit*, you fucking twatwaffle.

Your animal can shit on the grass EXACTLY ONE TIME and not be cleaned up. At that juncture, we notify you by certified mail, schedule a meeting IN PERSON, have you sign a note of intent-to-do-better and wait for you to fuck up again. The second time, we file to evict. I do not wade through dog shit for anyone. Ever. I am fully and totally allowed to enforce the "SHIT HAS TO BE CLEANED UP" rules regarding your fucking ESA. And I will nail you if I step in shit while mowing the grass. I will.

Advent Cheese #9

Red Leicester, again. Sheesh, Advent Cheese, you are not even trying.

So I'm driving down my driveway...

I should note here for the record that my actual driveway is 2 miles long and dirt. It is EXCEPTIONALLY well-posted with no-trespassing signs. Most of the driveway is on private property, either my property or a right-of-way across other people's private property (also exceedingly well-posted). So, about a mile and a half down my driveway, I find a DJI rc1a controller. According to the internet, this is about $485 (new) or $350 (used) worth of drone controller. It's turned on and this is nighttime which is why I see it on my fucking road. The screen is cracked and it looks like it has been run over because the one trackball stem is broken off and it's dirty. ANYWAY, we do not permit the use of drones on our property or over our property without special permission of the landowners, which are us.

So I have here this beeping not-dead drone controller that I found on my driveway... that was probably BEING USED on my fucking property by people who were (a) trespassing or (b) aware that drones here are a no-no because they have permission to use the property in accordance with the rules. Whoever lost the drone controller is out a chunk of money. I'm kind of happy about this. :) They shouldn't have had a drone here at all and they aren't getting their controller back.