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In the annual tradition of excessively stupid security question bullshit (that I just made up), here are LAST YEAR'S security questions. I had to do new ones today so these ones are no longer valid and also not very helpful to you unless you know which Security Theater they are tickets for.

1. Where did your parents meet?
The isle of misfit toys

2. What is your biggest pet peeve?
orange donald

3. Who was your least favorite teacher?
experience

I don't get to have fun with my security questions but someone should.