(no subject)

The Fed raised interest rates again on this past Tuesday. I'm happy rates are going up. I like higher interest rates because higher interest rates mean that I make more money without doing any more physical labor. Sometimes, people ask me why the hell I shop around for interest rates. After all, it's just a savings account and they just pay a pitiful rookerful, mere pennies. Why do I waste my time like that?

( Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money! )