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If, in a bout of Sisyphean procrastination, you ignore all weeding until the absolute last minute, you will wind up with towering mounds of weeds. These weeds can be reduced to a manageable pile by running the lawnmower over them in lieu of a chipper-shredder and then you can craftily dispose of them around the bases of shrubberies that need to be mulched.

( I did some other yard work today after employmentland... )