(no subject)

So I'm at the grocery today, doing the more-or-less autocheckout. It's not entirely auto because if the store isn't horribly busy, the spare checkout people help bag your stuff... but I was the person scanning and weighing and coding in the produce and whatnot. So I'm there, all [keypad] 4959, enter quantity (2), put produce on belt, move to next item. I'm up to speed on the whole checkout thing. I'm da man and I'm down with the scan and all of a sudden the nice, grey-haired old lady who is bagging my groceries comes up to me with produce 4959 in her hand and she says to me "How do you do these?"

( Read the rest of my checkout experience? )