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Oct. 10th, 2005 10:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
which_chickTenant Scott, he of the Martian Cock-Poison porn, came to pick up some of his stuff today. We did not call the police on him, reason being that he's still got some of his stuff in our basement and we'd rather not move it ourselves. I also gave Tenant Scott a fine U.S. greenback in exchange for a bill of sale on everything he leaves in his apartment and pretended to believe his assurances that he was going to turn himself in to the authorities. I politely didn't mention how his hands shook or the fact that he smelled not-like-booze for a change. I spent about half an hour watching him and his relative schlep stuff out of our basement while making polite conversation and not-asking Scott what the fuck he was thinking, dropping trou and shoving a fifteen year old's head towards his cock.
I have no idea why people continue to think I have absolutely no restraint. *bah* I've got loads.
After work, I came home and started looking for HP-chan fic of the sort that really I should feel a hell of a lot more guilty about reading. [For the nonfangirls: -chan fic is involving characters who are really rather too young to be engaging in what they're engaging in. HP, of course, specifies Harry Potter fandom. Pornish Pixies is running an incest-fest at the moment, and I keep hoping that someone will write aristocratic, pervy Malfoycest because that so, so works for me. I'm not the only one -- there's a lot of it out there already, most of which I've already read. The only -cest I see more in HP fandom is Weasley-cest, mostly with the twins but once in a dark and disturbing (but still hot) fic involving Arthur and all of his children. Er. Yick. I need to go read that again, it was really well done. Really.] Anyway, while I was reading this delightful, password-protected smut that was only tangentially related to the original quest, I came upon the following lines, which at least to me, summed up the difference between guy-on-guy Porn-For-Chicks and guy-on-guy porn-for-gay-men. To wit, our dialogue doesn't suck. Exhibit A:
"I put my cock inside you and pound away until we both come at exactly the same moment, to cement our mystical union, in a shower of red and green sparks. Sometimes larks sing as well."
(Harry sarcastically explaining how sex works to Severus in The Devil Will Drag You Under by Dementor Delta.) I laugh *at* Martian cock-poison. I laugh *with* Sometime larks sing as well.
I have no idea why people continue to think I have absolutely no restraint. *bah* I've got loads.
After work, I came home and started looking for HP-chan fic of the sort that really I should feel a hell of a lot more guilty about reading. [For the nonfangirls: -chan fic is involving characters who are really rather too young to be engaging in what they're engaging in. HP, of course, specifies Harry Potter fandom. Pornish Pixies is running an incest-fest at the moment, and I keep hoping that someone will write aristocratic, pervy Malfoycest because that so, so works for me. I'm not the only one -- there's a lot of it out there already, most of which I've already read. The only -cest I see more in HP fandom is Weasley-cest, mostly with the twins but once in a dark and disturbing (but still hot) fic involving Arthur and all of his children. Er. Yick. I need to go read that again, it was really well done. Really.] Anyway, while I was reading this delightful, password-protected smut that was only tangentially related to the original quest, I came upon the following lines, which at least to me, summed up the difference between guy-on-guy Porn-For-Chicks and guy-on-guy porn-for-gay-men. To wit, our dialogue doesn't suck. Exhibit A:
"I put my cock inside you and pound away until we both come at exactly the same moment, to cement our mystical union, in a shower of red and green sparks. Sometimes larks sing as well."
(Harry sarcastically explaining how sex works to Severus in The Devil Will Drag You Under by Dementor Delta.) I laugh *at* Martian cock-poison. I laugh *with* Sometime larks sing as well.
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Date: 2005-10-11 04:47 pm (UTC)well, clearly there is a solution to the no-malfoycest pr0n problem: all you need to do is write it.
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Date: 2005-10-11 04:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-11 05:23 pm (UTC)nonsense. you might grow some fur on your fingertips, but its nothing an epilady can't handle.
its actually fairly interesting (to do - writing one's own porn, not epiladying your fingertips, having had little experience with the latter). 'course, nowadays people have taken to asking linda how she can sleep in the same bed with me, but, well, she still does.