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Jun. 9th, 2005 06:40 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
which_chickSometimes I want to grow up to be the Oracle at Delphi. I think it'd be very satisfying to see the future and tell people stuff that is both accurate and entirely a hundred percent useless until after it's too late. Should that come to pass, I will do my very best to sound like the assorted spams making their way into my inbox that defeat the rules-based filtering I have in place. (The filters are pretty good -- I only get about two or three pieces of spam a week.) I read the spams I get because they are so nonsensical that they'd make really great snippets of prophecy.
Here's the one I got today:
But they need to remember how non-chalantly submarine for cleavage flies into a rage. Indeed, espadrille near earring caricature blood clot about cup.beyond plaintiff a big fan of gypsy of. When boy inside asteroid beams with joy, light bulb beyond hides.But they need to remember how slyly ocean for toothpick takes a coffee break.
Ocean for toothpick. Boy inside asteroid. Submarine for cleavage. How can you not like this? It's delightfully bizarre English, probably computer-generated, and entirely suitable for prophecy.
Here's the one I got today:
But they need to remember how non-chalantly submarine for cleavage flies into a rage. Indeed, espadrille near earring caricature blood clot about cup.beyond plaintiff a big fan of gypsy of. When boy inside asteroid beams with joy, light bulb beyond hides.But they need to remember how slyly ocean for toothpick takes a coffee break.
Ocean for toothpick. Boy inside asteroid. Submarine for cleavage. How can you not like this? It's delightfully bizarre English, probably computer-generated, and entirely suitable for prophecy.
