One a day, plus iron

I have previously discussed the fact that I think the world needs more satiric research papers. It's been an idea that I've liked for, wow, about sixteen years. No, really. I honestly have been thinking about this idea for a while.. While I still think that A Longitudinal Study of Idealized Heteronormative Sexual Experiences, as Limned By Romance Novels, 1980-2008 is a fantastic idea for a research paper, I will probably never write it. This is the acceptance of reality that comes with middle age, I guess. I like the idea of satiric research papers a lot more than the actual writing of them.

( Anyway, I have a new idea for an Entirely Useless Research Paper that I will never write, to wit... )