Over the weekend...

[which_chick]

Over the weekend, I put laundry in my washing machine and turned it on. Then I went to bed. Got up the next morning to find that the washing machine was full of (a) my clothes and (b) dirty water.

*sigh* Youtube explained how to open the washing machine front. I removed the pump and took it in to the appliance store where they ordered me a new one. I installed the new one and now the washing machine is fixed. Go me.

In unrelated news, I had an idea for "bad song titles" where I give you bad song titles and you fix them. (I have the olds so I don't know any songs made after about 1990.)

Example: Assorted hits, very reasonable prices

Example: Sprinkle me with sucrose

Example: Habitual Speeder

Example: Insane Thomas

Example: Plum Precipitation

Want to play along? Leave a guess. Leave a bad song title for someone else to fix.

Comments

[adafrog]

Go you with the fixing.

Not sure.

Pour Some Sugar on Me

I can't drive 55

Not sure

Purple Rain!



Um..... Small apple car

[which_chick]

Little red corvette?

And some more, various genres...

Promenade as per pyramid person. (I like the alliteration.)

Fruit hat

Pit viper highway

Unkind June, July, August

Flame jewelry?

Lucifer visited Atlanta

Sinful Mother Of God

Mother made an effort

Unmarried women

Seven days

Water boa

For super extra credit: GWB Veep's packin' heat.

I should really get some sleep.

[velvetchamber]

I suspect a continental difference in music exposure here. The only one I can spot is Purple Rain.

These are all '90s and European, with additional lyrics to help:

Millicent lass (You are allowed to stroke my tresses.)

Absence of ceiling (Too profound a gully does not exist, nor a summit too lofty.)

Can you explain deep affection to me? (Dear, please do not wound me. Do not wound me, not again!)

Cerulean (The sentiments that reside within me are azure)

[which_chick]

Definitely difference in exposure. :)

I really, really want Too profound a gully does not exist, nor a summit too lofty. to be this song and it is not. It is not, but wow, you have no idea how hard I want it to be.

Maybe Barbie Girl by Aqua?

What is Love by Haddaway?

Blue by Eiffel 65?

Additional lyrics totally helped but my European music exposure is... extremely weak and I basically stopped listening to music in approximately 1992. :)

[velvetchamber]

Three right on the spot!

Hah! Yeah, that is definitely a very reasonable connection! Such a lovely song too, and wildly different from what I had in mind. Pure Eurodance!

I was tempted to go with some of Scooter's songs, but I assume that would be utterly alien to most of the US. "Return to the Commonwealth of Nations (United we are indomitable)" is just too ridiculous to not think of.