One a day, plus iron

You know there is a service available that will let you phone in dictation which they will then transcribe. It's copytalk or something like that. You get delivery by email. You could conceivably take this quiet time and put your cell on speaker and dictate your fanfic (up to 4 minutes at a time) and have it emailed to you. A script could then clean it up and post it somewhere.

Fanfic without the work.

Just a thought.