General health information. *ugh*

So my mom has been riding my ass about getting a colonoscopy. As follows:

Hey mom, what would you like for Christmas?

I want you to get a colonoscopy.

Hey mom, what would you like for your birthday?

I want you to get a colonoscopy.

Hey mom, what would you like for Easter?

I want you to get a colonoscopy.

Hey mom, how's it going?

Did you schedule a colonoscopy yet?

( I once thought that mom-nagging would not be able to move me in my fifties. I was wrong. )