Adult Horse Camp, Part 1

Adult horse camp. Also known as “Spend three hundred bucks to attend and an additional two hundred in shots for the horse and also your fucking truck dies so you have to borrow one to haul your ass there (fail) so that you can feel like a super-beginner rider on a worthless dipshit of a horse in front of people you do not know.” And remember, it’s supposed to be fun! Because Learning Is Fun! (What a fucking crock of shit.)

( Much whining. It's pretty much all I ever do. )

Adult Horse Camp, Part 2

Second full day of Adult Horse Camp. How did it go? Was it awesome? Was it fun?

( It will end in tears. )