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Dear Showtime: I understand that you would rather have me purchase a DVD box set for a season of your television using Actual Money rather than download same off the internets via the magic of bittorrent. It's OK for you to want to profit off of your television and I'm glad that you are catering to my lazy-ass desire to re-watch Dexter without having to download it again. However, when I put forth money for a DVD entertainment product, I have certain expectations regarding my purchase.

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