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Note: At the moment, I think that folk music rendered by a metal band is possibly the Best Thing 3v4r. This is amusing as all hell, can't stop grinning like a fool. (No, didn't really know about this before now. Live in a cave, I do.) 'Strewth, the part causing me to grin is the nonsense syllable filler stuff, eg Whack for my daddy-o. Fucking hysterical it is.

Stand and deliver! (A lot better slogan for highway robbery than it is for calculus, for sure. Maybe Goldman Sachs should adopt it. Beats most corporate mottos.) Anyway, the occasion of my posting this evening is not exactly Metallica's rendering of Whiskey In The Jar. It's the naming of beauty parlors.

Is there a rule that I don't know about requiring all hairdressers to have a cutesy name? Like, we have Mane Street Designs and Ace of Blades and A Cut Above and Shear Perfection and so forth. Is this a requirement or something? Can't there just be, y'know, Kimberly's Kuttery Hair Salon? (I see the temptation, damn it. It is so very, very tempting.)