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I could talk about tenant Alecia (arrested for heroin, bail set at straight 150K, which means she has to front the entire sum and not a percentage like most people do to make bail) who has not paid April's rent and who has moved in six (two adults, four children) other people who are not on the lease and not allowed to be living there. I could talk about grandma's visit to the eye doctor and how annoying it was that their handicapped-accessible bathroom was Out of Order. But what I'm GOING to talk about is how to take the waterdrop pictures that are de rigeur for owners of spiffy new digital cameras.

( People need a tutorial for that? )