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Why is my cat more afraid of the vacuum cleaner than she is of the circular saw?

( If this were someone else's blog, that' d be some kind of rhetorical question. )

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I spent the day at home with my sore throat. Surprisingly, this was more productive than I expected it to be. I'm not deathly ill, mind, just cranky and unable to eat a whole lot. Also behind the cut, underneath all the productive stuff, is a question about Alexander Pope.

( News Flash: Ill Health leads to the completion of Dumb-Ass Home Improvement Projects. )