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Dear Ms. W, ex-tenant at 218: We are sorry to hear that you returned to your old apartment, discovered that we had removed the crud you left behind, and were pitching a serious fit to the other tenants as to the whereabouts of your stuff. We are mostly sorry that we were not there to see this for ourselves -- apparently it was quite the scene. It is true that you did not give us keys and it is true that you did not give us any notice that you were moving. Apparently you thought that we'd have to evict you to take possession of the apartment. Since eviction takes about thirty days and since you last checked the mail at the apartment on or about July 21, you probably thought you'd have plenty of time to get your stuff out, rent-free, while we were dicking around following the rules for eviction like the dumb asses that we are. Thing is, you overlooked an important point.

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