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I found an additional fifty-two cents in Lauren and Tom's apartment today. Two quarters (!) were behind the fridge, the pennies were nestled in a crack between the trim and the wall. I also removed every bit of fucking wallpaper border in the apartment. All of it. The flower garlands with maroon background? Gone. The apples in baskets that adorned the kitchen? Gone. The mismatched DIFFERENT flower garland shit in what we will have to refer to as the hallway? Also gone.

( If landlords ruled the earth... )