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[which_chick]

People on the flist, please see flocked entry for today. In particular, sara_merry99 and insidian and ladyivy and ornery_chick. Probably also not_your_real. People not on the flist, well, hell, sucks to be you, ne?

Comments

[ksleet.livejournal.com]

Your (new) bio is really scary...

[which-chick.livejournal.com]

That's the bio I've had since I signed up for an LJ. The only thing I've updated since I wrote it was the schools thing. I am not going to lie about the schools I've attended and as for the rest of it, well, none of that stuff should come as particularly news if you've been paying attention. :)

What, in particular, did you find scary?

[ksleet.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I was almost certain I'd read the bio before and it just had the first sentence or two. It's the RealDoll riff that was scary! Amusingly scary, of course.

[which-chick.livejournal.com]

Hey, at least you're up to speed enough to know that it's a riff on the RealDoll marketing boilerplate. :) Personally I find the whole RealDoll thing way too amusing. They have a very... revealing FAQ. The website news feature also clearly illuminates the design challenges inherent in making a realistic sex doll.

Probably there is something wrong with me, that I can't read stuff like The new silcone that we have been researching and testing is now being used in production with outstanding results. The new formulation is 33% more resistant to tearing, holds pigment more efficiently, and has greater elongation that our previous silicones. without laughing my ass off. I can't read Abyss Creations is proud to announce that all Realdolls are now equipped with FlexxWire fingers, which are made of a nearly unbreakable alloy. At long last, Realdolls fingers can be repeatedly posed without worry of wire fatigue. This has long been a challenging area, and we are very pleased with this new design. without a clear and present mental picture of exactly why people want Realdoll hands that don't suffer from metal fatigue. And smirking. There is usually smirking when I'm around any sort of literature relating to the RealDoll product line.

Error 413: Brain broken. Please reboot.

[electroweak.livejournal.com]

There is usually smirking when I'm around any sort of literature relating to the RealDoll product line.

You're implying that there's RealDoll fan fiction, aren't you? I think my brain just stopped accepting incoming sensory data to protect itself.

Re: Error 413: Brain broken. Please reboot.

[which-chick.livejournal.com]

No, no. I don't know that there is or is not RealDoll fanfic and if there were, I would not be reading it.

I was actually talking about official corporate literature designed by Abyss Creations to help sell and/or market RealDolls to their target audience. I find the company's actual promotional materials smirk-worthy. They take it so seriously, see, and what they're doing is making fake people that you can fuck. It's just so absurd...

[ksleet.livejournal.com]

Hey, at least you're up to speed enough to know that it's a riff on the RealDoll marketing boilerplate. :)

I've been on the Internet since 1988, so it's been hard to avoid learning some pretty startling things.