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Oct. 23rd, 2006 09:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
which_chickI'm still tired. However, here's a song meme and some thoughts on Windows Defender.
Song meme first.
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
(I removed all the instrumental songs. Italics are my comments.)
What does next year have in store for me?
None of Your Business -- Salt N Pepa
What's my love life like?
The Cowboy in the Continental Suit -- Marty Robbins
What do I say when life gets hard?
Okie from Muskogee -- Merle Haggard
What do I think when I get up in the morning?
Oh Yeah -- Yello
What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Sink the Pink -- AC/DC (No, I am not cheating to make the results funnier.)
What do you want as a career?
She Blinded Me With Science -- Thomas Dolby
Your favourite saying?
Liberty Song -- The Levellers
Your pet's name?
Good Shit -- Cornershop
Favourite place?
Orange Blossom Special -- Charlie Daniels Band
Describe your sexlife:
She Drives Me Crazy -- Fine Young Cannibals
What do you think of your parents?
A Day in the Life -- The Beatles
What's your Pornstar name?
Truckin' -- Greatful Dead
Where would you go on a first date?
1997 -- Mason Jennings
Drug of choice?
Enterprising Young Man -- Uncle Bonsai
Describe yourself:
Tom Sawyer -- Rush
What is the thing I like doing most?
She Bangs the Drum -- The Stone Roses
What is my state of mind like at the moment?
Pontiaka -- Boiled in Lead
How will I die?
Reuben James -- The Kingston Trio (This is a song about an American ship that was sunk by a torpedo from German submarine U-552 in 1941, prior to the US's official entry into WWII. The Reuben James was escorting convoys of war materials to the UK, which is why the Germans were shooting at it.)
Windows Defender: A utility that protects Windows XP computers from invasion by hostile software processes via the simple expedient of employing every available bit (*smirk*) of system resources to run Windows Defender. Seriously. The damn thing was slurping up so much crap that I couldn't get the fucking cursor to move... that, with no other windows open and no other softwares running. It was bizarre.
Norton (loaded clean from a CD) says the box is clean. AVG says the box is clean. Everything runs the way it's supposed to and my firewall doesn't pick up any unauthorized outbound things going on. The computer runs like a damn watch as soon as I turn off Windows Defender. I turn Windows Defender back on and the machine slows to an unusable crawl. I gotta say that I think I know where the hostile software is and I'm pretty sure I got it from the internets... in the last system update from Microsoft. Folks in Redmond: If you make the cure worse than the disease, you are kind of missing the point.
Song meme first.
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
(I removed all the instrumental songs. Italics are my comments.)
What does next year have in store for me?
None of Your Business -- Salt N Pepa
What's my love life like?
The Cowboy in the Continental Suit -- Marty Robbins
What do I say when life gets hard?
Okie from Muskogee -- Merle Haggard
What do I think when I get up in the morning?
Oh Yeah -- Yello
What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Sink the Pink -- AC/DC (No, I am not cheating to make the results funnier.)
What do you want as a career?
She Blinded Me With Science -- Thomas Dolby
Your favourite saying?
Liberty Song -- The Levellers
Your pet's name?
Good Shit -- Cornershop
Favourite place?
Orange Blossom Special -- Charlie Daniels Band
Describe your sexlife:
She Drives Me Crazy -- Fine Young Cannibals
What do you think of your parents?
A Day in the Life -- The Beatles
What's your Pornstar name?
Truckin' -- Greatful Dead
Where would you go on a first date?
1997 -- Mason Jennings
Drug of choice?
Enterprising Young Man -- Uncle Bonsai
Describe yourself:
Tom Sawyer -- Rush
What is the thing I like doing most?
She Bangs the Drum -- The Stone Roses
What is my state of mind like at the moment?
Pontiaka -- Boiled in Lead
How will I die?
Reuben James -- The Kingston Trio (This is a song about an American ship that was sunk by a torpedo from German submarine U-552 in 1941, prior to the US's official entry into WWII. The Reuben James was escorting convoys of war materials to the UK, which is why the Germans were shooting at it.)
Windows Defender: A utility that protects Windows XP computers from invasion by hostile software processes via the simple expedient of employing every available bit (*smirk*) of system resources to run Windows Defender. Seriously. The damn thing was slurping up so much crap that I couldn't get the fucking cursor to move... that, with no other windows open and no other softwares running. It was bizarre.
Norton (loaded clean from a CD) says the box is clean. AVG says the box is clean. Everything runs the way it's supposed to and my firewall doesn't pick up any unauthorized outbound things going on. The computer runs like a damn watch as soon as I turn off Windows Defender. I turn Windows Defender back on and the machine slows to an unusable crawl. I gotta say that I think I know where the hostile software is and I'm pretty sure I got it from the internets... in the last system update from Microsoft. Folks in Redmond: If you make the cure worse than the disease, you are kind of missing the point.
