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Oct. 9th, 2006 07:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
which_chickApparently, I'm more like a Klingon than anyone else ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
teflon_tim knows. See here.
On an unrelated note, the thing I like least about losing weight is how it makes my tits shrink.
Also, cousin Heather shared the other day that a lot of guys have issues with the breastfeeding thing. I did not know this. She says that the Heather who visits to take care of grandma, her boyfriend told her that if she was planning on breastfeeding, she could move back in with her parents because he didn't want anything to do with her. Heather the cousin also said that her baby-daddy had issues with the subject which I wouldn't have guessed. (He seems reasonably sane, all things considered.)
I do not at all get this. Men object to breastfeeding? WTF?
1. It excuses the man from having to participate in late-night feedings because the food is attached to the woman. D'oh. No-brainer there.
2. It's way, way cheaper than formula. Cost savings right there.
3. It excuses the man from extended baby-watching because the food is attached to the woman.
4. It's healthier for the baby, immune system benefits and nutrition benefits and whatnot. PLUS CHEAPER. I did mention cheaper, right?
5. It uses lots of calories so that the woman gets skinnier and re-fuckable faster postpartum.
6. The woman gets free bigger tits for the duration of breastfeeding.
Men. Please explain why you object to breastfeeding. I'm not getting it. You get out of lots of annoying shit, plus skinnier woman quicker *with bigger tits* and tremendous cost savings AND it's healthier for the baby anyway. Is there a down side I'm simply not seeing? Are you afraid that you won't be allowed to play with the bigger tits? Worried that they'll leak on you? What's the deal, here?
teflon_tim knows. See here.On an unrelated note, the thing I like least about losing weight is how it makes my tits shrink.
Also, cousin Heather shared the other day that a lot of guys have issues with the breastfeeding thing. I did not know this. She says that the Heather who visits to take care of grandma, her boyfriend told her that if she was planning on breastfeeding, she could move back in with her parents because he didn't want anything to do with her. Heather the cousin also said that her baby-daddy had issues with the subject which I wouldn't have guessed. (He seems reasonably sane, all things considered.)
I do not at all get this. Men object to breastfeeding? WTF?
1. It excuses the man from having to participate in late-night feedings because the food is attached to the woman. D'oh. No-brainer there.
2. It's way, way cheaper than formula. Cost savings right there.
3. It excuses the man from extended baby-watching because the food is attached to the woman.
4. It's healthier for the baby, immune system benefits and nutrition benefits and whatnot. PLUS CHEAPER. I did mention cheaper, right?
5. It uses lots of calories so that the woman gets skinnier and re-fuckable faster postpartum.
6. The woman gets free bigger tits for the duration of breastfeeding.
Men. Please explain why you object to breastfeeding. I'm not getting it. You get out of lots of annoying shit, plus skinnier woman quicker *with bigger tits* and tremendous cost savings AND it's healthier for the baby anyway. Is there a down side I'm simply not seeing? Are you afraid that you won't be allowed to play with the bigger tits? Worried that they'll leak on you? What's the deal, here?
