The Taj Mahal of water control pits

I spent the weekend building a water control pit for my dad's house. No yoga, no ponies, no Sunday dinner. Just water control pit.

Right now, Dad is at his Mexico House in La Peñita de Jaltemba, which is a small town about an hour north of Puerta Vallarta on the Pacific coast of Mexico. I've been there once, even. Dad texts me every day when he's in Mexico as a proof-of-life thing because he's 83. This morning's text was "It is 80 degrees here this morning."

My dad also has a house in the mountains of south-central Pennsylvania, where it was 16 degrees this morning. Sixteen degrees is a lot colder than eighty. Sixteen degrees is definitely cold enough to freeze some pipes.

( Taj Mahal? You know that's a tomb, right? )

Forpea, or What if Elle Woods was a wizard?

I have been thinking about the problem of friendly fire. From fireballs.

Look. It's either this or Do tieflings have prehensile tails? (Answer: They can, but it's not automatic and if they do elect to have a prehensile tail, the tail cannot use a weapon.)

Why do you want to know about tiefling tails?
Mollymauk Tealeaf. I don't want to discuss it. This conversation is over.

( Come on, clickit!! You know you wanna. )