Welcome to the new year, your security questions have expired

My bank makes me do security questions on a yearly basis. I hate this. I hate security questions.

Here, for your enjoyment, are some PREVIOUS security questions I have used.

Where did your parents meet? The Isle of Misfit Toys

What is your biggest pet peeve? Donald the orange Trump

Who was your least favorite teacher? experience

What was the name of your first pet? William the Conqueror

What was the make and model of your first car? Libellula vibrans

What was your first elementary school? quality since 1912

(I keep a hard copy list in my office. I do not ever need the security questions and I hate having to do them but if you think for one red hot minute that I'm giving these people honest answers, you are out your mind.)

A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking

I picked up this book on spec the other day and steamrolled through it as is my wont. Well worth the read, it is a delightful thing carefully crafted with enjoyable worldbuilding and a well-paced narrative.

( The book review is over. )