We're going to our second dressage outing this coming weekend

Regular readers will recall our first dressage outing of the year, in which I sucked terribly at riding two trot circles on the horse I've been riding for the last four years. I am Jack's Complete Failure At Dressage. Ugh.

So we're trying again this weekend at the little tiny unrated local show of shit (that makes it a shitshow, right?) wherein we will attempt the terribly difficult Intro B (two halts, two trot circles, one free walk) and the impossibly difficult Intro C (cantering!! omg, Ethel, she's going to die out there!) with the hopes of getting scores that are not in Shamefully Bad territory.

I'm taking along a friend to do some of the driving and provide moral support.