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What I got my mother for Mother's Day: Pictures of the grandchildren from my spiffy new camera. Home-made raspberry mustard of artisanal goodness. A trip across town to pick up her new-to-her car (instead of her having to take a cab). Instructions for burning CDs on her computer.

What my mother gave me (besides, y'know, life, potty training, table manners, the ability to tie my shoes, ironclad ethics of fearsome strength and assorted other mostly-useful stuff): The Mojito.

( I think I came out ahead... )