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If you go to Washington as a congressman AND you spend your time in office chairing the House caucus on missing and exploited children AND you say that the folks who troll the internets looking for young people to sex0r are "...sick people; they need mental health counseling" -- then it is a very bad idea to use IMs to chat up your pages (who are people under the age of eighteen). That sort of thing is not a part of staying in touch with your electorate, first off because your pages are too young to vote and second because, d'oh, you fucking pervert.

( Hoist on his own petard... I can't make up stuff like this, honest. )