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May. 30th, 2007 07:16 amAs promised, pictures with commentary. Yay!
Drug addicts do not drive nice cars. Miami Vice is wrong. Here is a typical example of a druggie car, the sort of car inside of which you might find addicts: IIRC, Alecia used to drive it. Now, her mom does. Note that the primary colors are Pink and Bondo. Sweet!

Here is Mr. Ralph Not-the-tenant. According to my sources, he tests positive for narcotics. Everything I know about him suggests that he is a heroin addict.

Here is Mrs. Ralph Not-the-tenant. I'm sorry for the picture quality but she was not willing to hold still and pose. She is also an addict, according to the same source and corraborated by my personal experience of her.

Here is Alecia's Mom. The reason that her mouth is open is because she is explaining rather loudly that she's about to call the police. I do not have a picture of Alecia because she is still in jail and was not able to attend the eviction in person. I don't think Alecia's Mom is an addict, though she does drift into batshit insane territory sometimes.

Here is Alecia's Mom calling the police. An unidentified white trash lady who knows both Alecia's Mom and Mrs. Ralph Not-the-tenant is bystanding. Her bone structure (the bystander's) is straight poor-white-trash. Man, smudge a little dirt on her face and she'd look just like Dorothea Lange's Migrant Mother.

And finally, here's a nice picture of the IRH, who did not attend the eviction and does not (to the best of my knowledge) use drugs.

Drug addicts do not drive nice cars. Miami Vice is wrong. Here is a typical example of a druggie car, the sort of car inside of which you might find addicts: IIRC, Alecia used to drive it. Now, her mom does. Note that the primary colors are Pink and Bondo. Sweet!

Here is Mr. Ralph Not-the-tenant. According to my sources, he tests positive for narcotics. Everything I know about him suggests that he is a heroin addict.

Here is Mrs. Ralph Not-the-tenant. I'm sorry for the picture quality but she was not willing to hold still and pose. She is also an addict, according to the same source and corraborated by my personal experience of her.

Here is Alecia's Mom. The reason that her mouth is open is because she is explaining rather loudly that she's about to call the police. I do not have a picture of Alecia because she is still in jail and was not able to attend the eviction in person. I don't think Alecia's Mom is an addict, though she does drift into batshit insane territory sometimes.

Here is Alecia's Mom calling the police. An unidentified white trash lady who knows both Alecia's Mom and Mrs. Ralph Not-the-tenant is bystanding. Her bone structure (the bystander's) is straight poor-white-trash. Man, smudge a little dirt on her face and she'd look just like Dorothea Lange's Migrant Mother.

And finally, here's a nice picture of the IRH, who did not attend the eviction and does not (to the best of my knowledge) use drugs.

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