A weekend featuring hay and a shocking lack of murder

So my hay guy was making hay this week. He cuts early (the May holiday or first week of June) so he's typically in a position to make a second cut in August. Things looked iffy for a bit but we got 3" of rain two weekends ago and everything has greened up and this past week was to be sunny after Monday, so he was planning to make hay.

( There's more. You know the drill. )