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which_chick) wrote2005-03-14 12:41 am
which_chick) wrote2005-03-14 12:41 am
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You might think I'm supposed to be asleep about now. You'd be right.
The new job lets me eat approximately twice as much food as the old job and still lose weight. YAY! Plus I get to hit things, which is always a bonus.
Whenever I lose weight, the first thing to go is ALWAYS my tits. This sucks. I feel like sticking my face down the neck of my shirt and yelling at them. No, don't go! I really do like you. Honest. Is this because you feel unappreciated? I'll do better in the future. No, wait! Wait! *fuck* COME BACK HERE!
*sigh* I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow.
Also, the effects of aging on menstruation? I am not amused. I resemble a stuck pig. This is excessive and unacceptable. I want to complain to the management. Can I get a customer-satisfaction survey for this? Because I'm not satisfied. Fucking inexorable dictates of biology. I do not approve. Also, no matter how ghastly it gets, I'm not going to sign up for pregnancy. That's yickier. I don't know who came up with the current system, but I'm reasonably certain I wasn't consulted. I would never have voted for any of this. It's inelegant. It's messy. It's way too fucking organic. And (root of the problem, I suspect) it's beyond my control.
The new job lets me eat approximately twice as much food as the old job and still lose weight. YAY! Plus I get to hit things, which is always a bonus.
Whenever I lose weight, the first thing to go is ALWAYS my tits. This sucks. I feel like sticking my face down the neck of my shirt and yelling at them. No, don't go! I really do like you. Honest. Is this because you feel unappreciated? I'll do better in the future. No, wait! Wait! *fuck* COME BACK HERE!
*sigh* I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow.
Also, the effects of aging on menstruation? I am not amused. I resemble a stuck pig. This is excessive and unacceptable. I want to complain to the management. Can I get a customer-satisfaction survey for this? Because I'm not satisfied. Fucking inexorable dictates of biology. I do not approve. Also, no matter how ghastly it gets, I'm not going to sign up for pregnancy. That's yickier. I don't know who came up with the current system, but I'm reasonably certain I wasn't consulted. I would never have voted for any of this. It's inelegant. It's messy. It's way too fucking organic. And (root of the problem, I suspect) it's beyond my control.