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which_chick) wrote2004-12-07 11:13 am
which_chick) wrote2004-12-07 11:13 am
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Oh hell, go read this article about the relative hotness of biblical characters.
Sample quote on the angle Gabriel: Gabriel was God's angel messenger who flew on golden wings. "What God didn't realize was that Gabriel liked to jet off to Sodom and Gomorrah for weekends to enjoy a couple days of debauchery. All the sleazy hookers loved when Gabriel came to S & G before God got disgusted with their shenanigans and smote the place."
Smote? *snark* Oh, yeah. Loving it.
Sample quote on the angle Gabriel: Gabriel was God's angel messenger who flew on golden wings. "What God didn't realize was that Gabriel liked to jet off to Sodom and Gomorrah for weekends to enjoy a couple days of debauchery. All the sleazy hookers loved when Gabriel came to S & G before God got disgusted with their shenanigans and smote the place."
Smote? *snark* Oh, yeah. Loving it.