Muy frio

I was going to say it's freezing out, but it's actually 32(F) degrees below the point at which water freezes, so that's -17.78 for you Celcius people. It's fucking cold out is what it is. Muy frio. I will be enjoying my basking rock tonight. (It's a heated mattress pad, okay? But I have lizard blood and what it really is... is a soft, heated rock on which I bask.)